Utah Women

Three friends married women from different parts of the West...

The first man wedded a Montana native. He told her to do the dishes, the house cleaning, and make hot meals every night when he came home.... It took a couple of days, but on the 3rd day he came home to see a clean house, washed dished, and a hot meal.

The second man married a Wyoming native... He gave her the same orders, and about the second day found the house clean, dishes done, and nice hot dinner made.

The third man married a girl from Utah. He gave her the same orders. The first day he didn't see anything, as well as the second, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. His arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher... He still has some difficulty when he pees.